[032: voice]

[inhistorybooks]

[Filtered to Everyone, except angry magic types named Moriarty]

Friends, countrymen, lend me your ears! Or... other listening appendages. ... Most of you have ears.

I, and my family, humbly invite you to attend the wedding of myself to Princess T'Pol of the Elvish Kingdom. The ceremony will be hosted at the edge of the forest, and there will be plenty of dancing and making merry well into the evening.

And, as many of you know, my mother happens to be one of the best cooks in the kingdom, so if anyone has any last minute requests or questions about the menu, I'd be happy to relay them to her.


[ooc: There will be a big open wedding log posted shortly by Ari. Legit everyone - EXCEPT THAT DOUCHE MORIARTY - is invited, because the Tuckers are eccentric and fun like that. However, actual fucking shit up is reserved for Moriarty, so basically else should be on good behavior.]

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gdi snape BE HAPPY FOR THEM :C

[inhistorybooks]

Huzzah indeed! Will you be coming?

HE'S A LITTLE RODENT MALCONTENT

[subtlescience]

If I must.

Will there be nuts?

BUT VERY CUTE ANYWAY

[inhistorybooks]

Of course! As many as you'd like. And several different kinds, I'd imagine.

I've spent the last few years traveling with a chipmunk, so I happen to be fairly well versed on the subject.

[subtlescience]

I've spent the last few years traveling with a human. Of course, exposure to her has made me an expert on the tastes and minute details of all humanoid creatures.

I fancy myself quite knowledgeable about elves, halflings, nymphs, dryads, nyads, demigods, deities, brownies, gnomes, dwarfs, orcs, ogres, and trolls thanks to the two years I've spent in Naoto's hat.

Or perhaps chipmunks aren't squirrels.

[inhistorybooks]

I meant I know what sorts of nuts are available and will be sure to provide a wide variety for you to sample. Or, you could recommend some I should make sure we have?

[subtlescience]

Shouldn't you be worrying about your impending nuptials and not the finicky eating habits of a talking squirrel?

[inhistorybooks]

I'm allowed to multitask. [C:]

[subtlescience]

So you are.

Do you have a hat?

[inhistorybooks]

... Not with me?

[subtlescience]

Could you have a hat? Potentially?

[inhistorybooks]

Yes. Why?

[subtlescience]

I'm an enchanted talking squirrel who lives in hats. You have a hat.

[inhistorybooks]

... So, you want to live in my hat.

[subtlescience]

If it's a nice hat.