inhistorybooks: (F; I'm a derp in every reality.)
Commander Charles Tucker III ([personal profile] inhistorybooks) wrote2011-09-19 01:43 pm

[032: voice]

[Filtered to Everyone, except angry magic types named Moriarty]

Friends, countrymen, lend me your ears! Or... other listening appendages. ... Most of you have ears.

I, and my family, humbly invite you to attend the wedding of myself to Princess T'Pol of the Elvish Kingdom. The ceremony will be hosted at the edge of the forest, and there will be plenty of dancing and making merry well into the evening.

And, as many of you know, my mother happens to be one of the best cooks in the kingdom, so if anyone has any last minute requests or questions about the menu, I'd be happy to relay them to her.


[ooc: There will be a big open wedding log posted shortly by Ari. Legit everyone - EXCEPT THAT DOUCHE MORIARTY - is invited, because the Tuckers are eccentric and fun like that. However, actual fucking shit up is reserved for Moriarty, so basically else should be on good behavior.]
toldastory: (Princess!Martha!)

Friends in every universe Y/Y?

[personal profile] toldastory 2011-09-19 06:35 pm (UTC)(link)
I am delighted that your marriage will be happening! Of course I shall attend!
toldastory: (Princess!Martha!)

[personal profile] toldastory 2011-09-19 10:11 pm (UTC)(link)
I am so excited for the two of you!
toldastory: (Princess!Martha!)

[personal profile] toldastory 2011-09-20 02:03 am (UTC)(link)
Dancing! Loads and loads of dancing!
toldastory: (Princess!Martha!)

[personal profile] toldastory 2011-09-20 06:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh that's lovely! I'm excited!

[identity profile] whattheytellyou.livejournal.com 2011-09-19 10:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you for your kind invitation, good sir!


[Prepare yourself for the arrival of Princess PETA. Don't you dare litter around her forest.]

[identity profile] not-annika.livejournal.com 2011-09-19 10:41 pm (UTC)(link)
I would be honoured.
subtlescience: (Squirrel: Hello get off my tail now)

Why so monotone, Mr. Squirrel.

[personal profile] subtlescience 2011-09-19 11:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Huzzah.
Edited 2011-09-19 23:17 (UTC)
subtlescience: (Squirrl: O.o)

HE'S A LITTLE RODENT MALCONTENT

[personal profile] subtlescience 2011-09-20 12:37 am (UTC)(link)
If I must.

Will there be nuts?
subtlescience: (Squirrel: Hello get off my tail now)

[personal profile] subtlescience 2011-09-20 01:08 am (UTC)(link)
I've spent the last few years traveling with a human. Of course, exposure to her has made me an expert on the tastes and minute details of all humanoid creatures.

I fancy myself quite knowledgeable about elves, halflings, nymphs, dryads, nyads, demigods, deities, brownies, gnomes, dwarfs, orcs, ogres, and trolls thanks to the two years I've spent in Naoto's hat.

Or perhaps chipmunks aren't squirrels.
subtlescience: (Squirrl: O.o)

[personal profile] subtlescience 2011-09-20 01:21 am (UTC)(link)
Shouldn't you be worrying about your impending nuptials and not the finicky eating habits of a talking squirrel?
subtlescience: (Squirrel: Wut)

[personal profile] subtlescience 2011-09-20 01:42 am (UTC)(link)
So you are.

Do you have a hat?
subtlescience: (Squirrl: O.o)

[personal profile] subtlescience 2011-09-20 05:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Could you have a hat? Potentially?
subtlescience: (Squirrel: Facepalm)

[personal profile] subtlescience 2011-09-21 03:20 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm an enchanted talking squirrel who lives in hats. You have a hat.
subtlescience: (Squirrl: O.o)

[personal profile] subtlescience 2011-09-24 01:12 am (UTC)(link)
If it's a nice hat.

[identity profile] doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com 2011-09-19 11:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, how delightful. All the animals of the forest can come.

[identity profile] doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com 2011-09-20 01:24 pm (UTC)(link)
That's good. Often they don't get invited on account of their redecorating.

[identity profile] doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com 2011-09-21 02:31 pm (UTC)(link)
They are good decorators, so I am pleased by that.

[identity profile] failedcreator.livejournal.com 2011-09-20 12:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Are all invited?

[identity profile] failedcreator.livejournal.com 2011-09-21 02:13 pm (UTC)(link)
I wish that I could go, but I must stay under my bridge.