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I’ve seen a lotta weird stuff in my time on Enterprise, but the Barge might just take the cake. This isn’t really anything like I’d expected it to be. Of course, I’m not really sure what I did expect it to be, but this sure isn’t it. It’s definitely gonna take some gettin’ used to, but I guess I don’t have a lotta choice or anything. I’m not sure the Admiral’d appreciate me chickening out only a coupla days in, and I’m definitely not plannin’ on throwin’ in the towel anyways. I’ve got a deal ta follow through on.

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Funny thing is, now that I think about it, I don’t really remember actually makin’ the deal. Or more like, I don’t remember meetin’ the Admiral. I know why I’m here, I’m just not quite sure how it happened. Is that normal?

Anyways. I'm Commander Charles Tucker, former Chief Engineer on board the starship Enterprise. Everyone calls me Trip.

... I don't suppose there's any chance of getting to check out the engines on this thing?

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{There is a repeat performance of the blush, sigh, and turning away before answering this reply.}

Again, I do not require it.

Again, no one requires it.

But it's fun.

And ultimately a pointless exercise.

It has a point.

{Oh, he's going to regret asking this, isn't he?}

And what, pray tell, would be a lasting purpose, beyond a few moments of elation?

Elation? I'm talking about cumming.

{Holmes closes his eyes, pursing his lips before speaking.}

I know what you are speaking of.

So you don't jerk off, either?

{Why does he even bother making eye contact at all in this conversation.}

That is hardly appropriate.

What, compared to all the other really appropriate things we've been talking about?

You, sir, have both my thanks and my respect. Carry on.

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