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[inhistorybooks]

So, what's the consensus everybody's got? Flood, freak accident, hull breach, Admiral just havin' fun... Just outta curiosity. Seems like no one really got off the hook on this one.

[Private to Vince]

I'm still around. How're you doin'?

Comments

Re: Private

[queensboulevard.livejournal.com]

[Thinking about screwing you, Trip. WAIT A SECOND THAT'S NOT RIGHT.]

Nothing.

Private - I lol'd. xD

[inhistorybooks]

Sounds exciting.

Re: Private - I'm also more than a little drunk. Makes it fun.

[queensboulevard.livejournal.com]

Really super exciting.

Private - oh u

[inhistorybooks]

So, you noticed anything weird about whatever's goin' on?

Re: Private - It happens. LOL.

[queensboulevard.livejournal.com]

No.

[Yes. Totally. Especially considering he wants to jump you from the nearest closet.]

Private

[inhistorybooks]

Is that no like, no I've been in my room for the last couple days without checking the network at all or no like this is totally normal for the Barge?

[Just don't let T'Pol find out. :|]

Re: Private

[queensboulevard.livejournal.com]

No, there's nothing fucking weird going on.

[Oh nooooo, he would never tell her about wanting to bone Trip.]

Private

[inhistorybooks]

That didn't really answer my question.

[Thank god for small miracles.]

Re: Private - If things start becoming incoherent, just don't reply lol.

[queensboulevard.livejournal.com]

Doesn't fucking matter. Okay? It doesn't fucking matter.

Private - Will do! xD

[inhistorybooks]

You're seriously not curious at all?

Re: Private - <3!

[queensboulevard.livejournal.com]

Nope. Was planning on smoking some weed [which he doesn't have, but he's focused on the not banging Trip part].

Private - <3!

[inhistorybooks]

That definitely sounds like a productive use of your time. [Sarcasm, Trip has it.]

Re: Private

[queensboulevard.livejournal.com]

Yeah. It is.

[Vince hears this but doesn't care.]

Private

[inhistorybooks]

C'mon, let's go for a run or somethin'. Better use of your time then sittin' around hating the Barge.

Re: Private

[queensboulevard.livejournal.com]

I'm going to stay riiiight here. Right where... [oh wait oops] not here. I'm not here.

Private

[inhistorybooks]

Uh-huh. Sure.

Re: Private

[queensboulevard.livejournal.com]

I'm serious, man.

[Yeah, he's not. He's just wasted.]

Private

[inhistorybooks]

So, what's "not here" like?

Re: Private

[queensboulevard.livejournal.com]

Fucking awesome.

Private

[inhistorybooks]

Guess that's somethin'.

Re: Private

[queensboulevard.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it is.

[Plus, it involves not banging you, Trip. :|]

Private

[inhistorybooks]

You always this difficult, or is this just special circumstances 'cause I canceled your Mexican food back in port?

Re: Private

[queensboulevard.livejournal.com]

Don't mess with my fucking food, man.

[Plus he's so head over heels in love with you, Trip. He wants to hug and kiss and fuck you.]

Private

[inhistorybooks]

I'll keep that in mind for the future.

[All things considered, probably a good idea he hasn't decided to come looking for you. :\]

Re: Private

[queensboulevard.livejournal.com]

Yeah, so you want to come over?

[Wait, he didn't mean that.]